Actually its really been almost 2 months since the onset of this mystery virus..

For some reason I have aching bones and limbs and headaches all the time….
Its been a nightmare trying to work, study and just deal with everyday life.  If it wasnt for Ibuprofen I probably would have stayed in bed the whole time.
The doctors have turned me into some sort of  test case and experimental pin cushion with all the blood tests.

After I told them about my extensive travels through third world countries many years ago, they got  kind of excited and I think they thought they were going to discover a brand new disease!!…
Yay ….I wonder if they will name  it after me?

Anyway after all this Im finally getting better, with no answers as yet.
But, I did find out that I have Barmah Forest virus and probably have had it for over a decade….but apparently that is not making me sick at the moment…geee thats reassuring!!
Ive also got Emphysema, Which the doctors seem to think is nothing to worry about, because anyone who has smoked for any period of time apparently has the beginnings of the disease.
The fact that I gave up smoking at the beginning of the year is just a coincidence

Im in my late 40′s and in the last 5 years have been to several friends funerals.
So along with that and my recent sickness I of course have been thinking of what I can do to get as healthy as I possibly can..
because I just want to live as long as I can…….

A very good friend of mine runs a very successful Dive Charter business in Indonesia that caters to the very wealthy.
Many years ago he took Mick Jagger, Jerry Hall and friends on a charter around Indo..

One night they were all below decks partying pretty hard while my friend was relaxing up on the top deck watching the stars.
When Mick Jagger came wandering up to him. And to my friends surprise , he was completely sober!!!
They sat and chatted for a while when he asked Mr Jagger ” Why he wasnt downstairs partying with the rest of them?”
His reply ;
“Ive done all that stuff years ago…Now……. Im just trying to live as long as I can!!”

I also remember reading about Bruce Raymond, a Pro surfer from the late 70′s-80′s, when he had a heart operation in the 80′s.
12 months after that.. I saw him on television training with Rob Rowland Smith and several other prominent surfers of the time.
they were running up and down a huge sand dune somwhere on the northern beaches….going pretty hard!!
The camera went around to each person training and asked them “Why are you putting yourself through this?”
The only answer I remember was Bruce Raymonds, bent over and puffing heavily he said….
“So I can live longer”

So I guess you can see where Im going with this.
Ive always been reasonably fit and I guess I  have ‘surfing’ to thank for that….

Call it what you will …. “a wake up call , ” a mid life crisis “…

I dont really care . Like Mick Jagger and Bruce Raymond
I JUST WANT TO LIVE AS LONG AS I CAN!!

He looked so fit and  focused , I turned to my friend and said
“You know , Mick will win this comp and go on to take out the world title.
A big call I know for the first round of the first contest of the year.
Of course my prediction was  laughed at and ridiculed by my friend……….that is until a week later when Mick won!!

Sure its easy to claim this 2 years later with no proof.
And there in lays the reason behind this story.
If Im right this time I will have it on record. And if Im wrong …..who cares??

So here they are my  predictions for the ASP World Tour in 2009.

Kelly Slater will not win his 10th world title this year in 2009…. but in 2010 he will be succesful and then retire.

Parko will win the title this year sewing it up before they get to Hawaii.

And how do I come to these conclusions you might ask?.
Well even if you dont ask Im going to tell you.
And I might add that I have absolutely no qualifications to make these obervations. Other than Ive been a surfer for 40 years. And an avid observer of the Pro Tour since its inception.

First of all Kelly and the 10th world title;
Pro Surfing is big business  these days and the biggest drawcard is none other than our Kelly.

What can you say about the legendary Mr Slater that hasnt already been said.
He is without a doubt, the most recognizable surfer of all time. And of course the greatest surfer of all time!
People who dont surf or have never even been near the ocean know who Kelly Slater  is!!
Ask them about any other name on tour and you will get a blank stare …

The crowd on the beach will almost always triple or double when Kelly’s heats are on.

Whenever Kelly leaves the water a crowd gathers

You could also assume  that once Kelly reaches double digits (world titles) he will retire.
Now of course this is just speculation.
But do you think  the ASP wants to lose its biggest drawcard and cash cow?? ….I dont think so.
And if Kelly was to win the world title in simliar style to last year???
Well …how boring would that be????

So ideally a race for the title with Kelly narrowly losing in 2009 and coming back to win 2010 would be the fairytale ending to an amazing career not to mention a dream ride for his sponsors and the ASP………….right??

A conspiracy theory I hear you saying?
Well why not? Maybe Kelly’s even in on it……
Why else would he change his game plan so radically from his winning formula last year??
I am of course referring to his choice of equipment in the Quiky Pro.
Theres been a lot said about the board, a lot of people blaming it for his loss against Julian Wilson.
I watched that heat……Truth is Kelly fell too many times …..simple as that
I watched Kelly rip on that stubby round nosed board, while he was in town.
And he surfs just as good as ever on it. He’s throwing just as much spray as usual.
But consider this , with an extra 8 inches on the nose of his board , wouldnt that mean that the tip of the nose is drawing much bigger arcs when he turns and thus make the manouvre look more spectacular??
Am I the only one who can see this?

I have watched Kelly surf in heats on numerous occasions and have seen many close calls go his way.
Sometimes it even looks as though he gets an extra point just for being Kelly!!!
So this year, the close calls wont go his way because, the ‘powers that be’ dont want him to win.
They want their cash cow to hang around for  another few years….

And what about Parko winning the title this year?

First of all, in the last 4  years , the winner of the Quiky Pro has gone on to take out the title.
When Mick won the world title , I know Joel was happy for his buddy.
But these guys have been competing against each other all their lives.
And Parko will never rest until, his name is on that cup alongside Mick’s.
He is in red hot form and the fittest he has ever been… he even has muscles now !!.. LOL
In his own words.
” Im actually training for the first time ever, before all I did was go surfing”.
He has a very strong support crew behind him and is a sentimental favourite…everyone is of the opinion its Joels time!!

So thats it…..
And who am I to make these bold and brash claims ……..
Nobody.

But Im interested to hear what others think  of my ideas.

Mahalo

Dan

I love it

When I went to Youtube to get the embed code for ‘Secret Agent Man’ I came a cross another classic from 66 .
Nancy Sinatra and ‘These boots are made for walking’

The water was a bit cooler than the last few weeks . Summer is over I guess??

I’d had a few good waves and been out for about 30 minutes when a Brazilian surfer alerted me that he had just seen a shark.
I didnt wait to discuss it and took off for the shore.
The Brazilian guy’s look of shock was enough to confirm that it wasnt just some little reef shark.

A few people stayed out in the surf.
Back up on the headland people were pointing and yelling to loved ones in the water  ‘to get the hell out of there”

I watched as about 200 mtres from shore a school of bait fish was being attacked by something huge.
People were arguing about what it was that was actually out there?
For a moment I thought it was dolphins …but they werent coming up for air.
Then a man with binoculars standing near me said
“It’s just a really big Manta Ray”

Then, it happened.
As the animal was thrashing around after the bait fish, it’s huge tail broke out of the water for all to see.

People were gasping in surprise. Suddenly all yelling to people in the water became more frantic.

Unbelievably a few surfers stayed in the water.  I wouldnt know how to estimate how big it was but I have no doubt it was big enough to swallow me whole!!

www.queenslandsurfcharters.com

We went out on his boat of friday and I got a few great shots of  the Roxy Pro.

This is a pretty cool shot of Tyler Wright during the Roxy Pro Trials.. You can see her doing the same turn live on the screen behind her on the beach

On Sunday he was involved in a rescue you can read more about it here

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/759596/man-injured-in-freak-jet-ski-accident

http://au.truveo.com/Man-injured-in-jet-ski-accident/id/3688853071

http://www.goldcoast.com.au/article/2009/03/03/55065_gold-coast-lead-story.html

Do jews control Surfing??
Im not sure if this guy has a death wish, but if your involved in the Surfing industry in any way . Im sure you will find Lewis Samuel’s insight sinto the surfing world entertaining.
And maybe even shocking!!

Lewis is a writer for one of  America’s most prominent surf mags.
but his personal blog ‘Unfiltered thoughts on Surf Culture’ is turning a lot of heads.

His ‘About’ text says it all.

“There is almost no justifiable reason for this site to exist, other than the fact I promised my dog that I’d procrastinate more creatively this year. Please send the abuse and requests for withdrawal to lewissamuels at hotmail dot com.”

I cant wait to read more..

Dan